These are random lists that have occurred to me while on public transport and somehow matter enough to me to be documented.
If I could travel back in time, these are 5 popular songs I would do everything in my power to keep from coming into existence, including murder:
- Cool Kids by Echosmith
- Dance Monkey by Tones and I
- Honey, I’m Good by Andy Grammer
- Geronimo by Sheppard
- Shut Up and Dance by Walk The Moon
People I think are beautiful aliens but can’t prove it (aka they have unique facial features with equally unique names):
- Tilda Swinton
- Benedict Cumberbatch
- Cillian Murphy
- Cate Blanchett
- Anya Taylor-Joy

Foods I’ve recently learned I’m not particularly fond of:
- Bananas. As a topping or smoothie? Good. But this phallic fruit on its own is deeply unsettling. The artificial aroma of bananas in some store-bought or processed foods is criminal.
- Pecorino Romano. Not only does it smell like steamy cooch (also looking at you Provolone), but I might as well be licking a salt lamp. Pass.
- Tarragon. Wonderful olfactory experience when chopping, but the taste of anise can be overbearing. Like a grandma whose hugs feel like a straightjacket.
